A week ago Zoe started having accidents at school again. We yelled, argued, wheedled, withheld treats, threatened punishments, and still she came home damp. We reminded her about peeing in the potty, and she steadfastly said, NO, I prefer to go in my pants. That’s how she talks. WHY? I asked, incredulously. Are you still afraid of the automatic flush? No, she said, I am scared of the octopus. We had to do a lot of digging to get to the bottom of that answer. We had seen Finding Nemo in the theater the week before, and a major plot point is that ALL DRAINS LEAD TO THE OCEAN. The captive fish were praying to be flushed through the drains to end up back in the open water. Turns out that Zoe thought that the toilet was a two-way street and was terrified that she’d meet an octopus or a huge shark when she went to the potty. Well, we explained and explained about water filtration plants, and one-way drains, and Indiana’s discouragingly great dis...